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Description: Sammy J covers Natalie Imbruglia's Torn, with an election twist. #SammyJ Subscribe now: ab.co/subscribe ___________________________________________ Biting, bite-sized comedy as Sammy J and his team of troublemakers tackle the news of the week. Stream now on ABC iview: ab.co/SammyJ​​​ ___________________________________________ LYRICS I thought I saw a man brought to life Last election he thanked god and then he thanked his wife He seemed like such an honest guy Well you couldn’t be that man I voted for You don’t seem to know, seem to care what your party’s for You’ve had ten years but you want more? The Solomons slipped through your hands Your candidates are anti-trans What the hell’s going on? This election time I’m torn I’m all out of votes, I can’t buy a home Interest rates are rising and my income hasn’t grown Your slogans never change, into something real I’m wide awake and I can feel my preferences are torn Your vaccines were late My democracy is torn So I’m flirting with the ALP But I need a microscope to see their policies They want to do a Stephen Bradbury They’ll stop the boats, or maybe not Don’t ask Albo he forgot You’ve had ten years to plan How’d you get that wrong I’m torn I’m all out of votes, China’s on my door My grandma’s in Aged Care lying naked on the floor Scomo’s always looking for somebody else to blame And Albo’s got new glasses but his party’s still the same You’re forcing me to vote, but this is hard I’m torn Torn The system’s broke, the country’s sick I might as well just draw a dick And there’s still four weeks to go, oh please god no I’m torn I’m all out of votes, One Nation’s not a choice The Greens tell me to google it Independents have no voice Craig Kelly’s UAP, would you please stop texting me I know voting’s compulsory, but my preferences are torn You’re a little late, I’m already torn